A dog expert cheats: Katharina von der Leyen came up with chicken. She lives with many fancy hens and a vain rooster.

That’s what you get when you’re considered the most handsome man in town. There’s something going on in this dump, chic people from Munich have come for lunch – and then you’re not wanted. The chickens are laughing! Visibly annoyed, the fine gentleman promenades up and down not far from the laid table, inspecting the arrival of the guests from a distance. What a pompous rooster, one might think – if, well, he weren’t exactly that. Allow: Shir Khan, Paduan Bantam, adornment of his breed. Favored by evolution with a hairstyle that would allow him to appear on Las Vegas shows. One, two, kikerikiii.