Johann Wolfgang von Goethe broke the time of his life, particularly on “complicated woman” to the head. So, too, in his best-selling books “The sorrows of young Werther” and “Faust I”, in which the love has ruined at the end of everything. Goethe himself has led long a “friends proper” love relationship with a woman named Christiane, which he took only eight to ten years later with a marriage legal. The woman must have had nerves …

Very entertaining even today, the views of the poet around the themes of women and love. And up-to-date, if you transfer them to the year 2018. Read for yourself:

keywords: equality

“It can be something in life for a young man to send a woman.” (Poetry and truth, 8. Book)

Today you might reply: ever heard of equal rights? As soon as the Gender Pay Gap no longer exists from here to Timbuktu, we can start to slow down, to speak of “propriety”, Sweet.

keywords: partner choice

Henriette Bright: Love from Hell Eiko Weishaupt

Henrietta Bright was born in 1985 and works as a journalist/writer based in Hamburg and on-the-go on your travels around the globe. Her book “here I come! In 80 orgasms around the world” in 2015, appeared and was promptly a best-seller. In 2017, followed by “come First, then The Sexbibel for 21. Century”. Henriette likes to write, be honest and casual about Sex, because you will find that a lot of people do.

“A silent, serious woman is in a bad way with a funny man. A serious man is not so with a funny woman.” (Riemer 1809)

Today, one might answer: women have a better sense of Humor.


“Married women, if you don’t love each other, but silently to each other, especially against young girls, in the Alliance.”

(maxims and reflections, 234.)

Today you might say: of course, so all of the “Desperate Housewives” a place to gather in, every second Tuesday of the month, to storm with pitchforks and burning torches all the students residences within a radius of ten kilometers. Prevention is better to be safe than sorry!

keyword: Sexual attraction

“Pah,” said Goethe, laughing, “as if the love had something to do with the mind! We love to a young woman, very different things. We love the Beautiful, the young, the Cheeky, the ingenue, the character, her faults, her Caprices, and God knows what all the Unmentionable.” (To Eckermann, 2. 1. 1824)

Today you might reply: Sch****controlled, the types of …

keyword: world peace

“What rights women should love no men, it’s not worth it.”

(To Auguste Stolberg, 13. Letter)

Today you might reply: all the more reason to be a lesbian.

keyword: love, sorrow,

“The relations with women alone can’t fill out the life and lead to too a lot of tangles, pain and Suffering consume us, or to perfect Emptiness.”

(To Bossieré, 3.10. 1829)

Today you might reply: not with you guys otherwise. Proposal: Let’s all just be a bit nicer to each other. A good start would be Yes, if we were not all each other known as “ghosting”. Deal?!

keyword: last minute panic

“Young woman room look modest, perhaps, to this or that young man, with silent examination, whether they wished him for a husband; but he who has care for a daughter or a female pupil, wandering around looking in a wider circle.”

(The elective affinities, II, 10. CH.)

Today, you would say: but If you have the first ten kids to the jaw and THEN cut or leave a will, you have to take what is left of it. Unless you’re Heidi Klum. Or also: see Heidi Klum.

keywords: family

“In the female guests, talents of all kinds, I have always found that they stopped with the marriage. I’ve known girls who admirably signed, but as soon as they were women and mothers, it was; it had to do with the children and took no stylus more in the Hand.” (To Eckermann, 18. 1. 1825)

Today, we would say A family is of the purest energy vampire! Everything you ever made fun of you, you can first forget until the Little ones are out of the house. But then, Baby, then your time …

keywords: Consultation.

“dealing with women is the Element of good sense.”

(maxims and reflections 31)

Today, we would say: In our presence, the majority of men resist the temptation to eat in under pants in the evening.

the keyword: poop

“I wish for a pretty woman,

Which would not be all too accurate.”

(Zahme Xenien)

Today you might reply: Then apply but as the new “Bachelor” on RTL.

Henriette Bright: What I learned about Sex Ghosting – unworthy, you can be out of the picture

Ghosting, probably the unwürdigste way, someone to get rid of since “I’m going to go get cigarettes!” – well it hit my girlfriend Kaja.